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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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A man that should call everything by its right name, would hardly pass the...
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Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea...
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
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It is not observed in history that families improve with time.
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Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
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I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...