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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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Where as gold is the kindest of all hosts when it shines in the...
Quote #15562
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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You can’t crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring...
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Everything without tells the individual that he is nothing; everything within persuades him that...
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A little more than kin, and less than kind.
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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...