Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #26913
It is not observed in history that families improve with time.
Quote #2002
Men have become fools with their tools.
Quote #26030
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #5038
Justice Marshall has made his decision. Let him enforce it.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #4511
The freedom of poetic license.
Quote #22912
Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.