Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #30422
I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
Quote #26278
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
Quote #20063
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
Quote #26117
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #23434
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #15830
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.
Quote #3127
What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have...
Quote #29845
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal