Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Half circus and half Supreme Court.
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Who knows why we live, and struggle, and die… Wise men write many books,...
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
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We cannot always assure the future of our friends we have a better chance...
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We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action...
Quote #34376
Good food ends with good talk.
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Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...