Quote #30109
A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #20686
‘I have done my best.’ That is about all the philosophy of living one...
Quote #25648
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
Quote #6183
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #15581
There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only...
Quote #6805
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Quote #19365
The great tragedies of history occur not when right confronts wrong but when two...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.