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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men...
Quote #23768
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being...
Quote #19287
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately...
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #10252
There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion...