Quote #2451
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #16739
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #20746
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #16398
An idea is a feat of association.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #19765
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to...
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #5707
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on...