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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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Big nations are like chickens. They like to make big noises, but very often...
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It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
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Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made...
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The difficulty in life is the choice.
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...