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This is the true joy in life — being used for a purpose recognized...
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Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do...
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Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope; the same, without such opinion,...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as...
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For certain is death for the bornAnd certain is birth for the dead;Therefore over...
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Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...