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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I both love and do not love and am mad and not mad.
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What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make...
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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor’s a good brooch to wear in a...
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Usability is like oxygen — you never notice it until it is missing…
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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.