Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #13453
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #15150
Guilt upon the conscience, like rust upon iron, both defiles and consumes it, gnawing...
Quote #26295
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #11054
Where, after all, do universal human rights begin? In small places, close to home-...
Quote #16123
There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good...
Quote #17551
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness there is also the success of...
Quote #422
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...
Quote #23630
All cruelty springs from weakness.