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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate,...
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The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...