Quote #25033
Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #12905
Opinions are made to be changed – or how is the truth to be...
Quote #7134
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
Quote #12005
It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered...
Quote #19957
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #31903
Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that must be followed...
Quote #4126
Never give a child a sword.
Quote #3927
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
Quote #903
I know nothing.