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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark...
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Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.
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It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of...
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Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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If you want to succeed in the world you must make your own opportunities...
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Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
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Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
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If we work upon marble, it will perish if we work upon brass, time...
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I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week…to...