Quote #2684
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Quote #27493
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #10024
We all use our imagination every day. However, most of us are unaware that...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33255
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...
Quote #22421
The chief business of the American people is business.
Quote #21872
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #5472
May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #20502
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever...
Quote #24884
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...