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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity;...
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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
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In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
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Pay no attention to what the critics say… Remember, a statue has never been...
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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.