Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #3497
Water generally flows downhill in this area.
Quote #19206
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Quote #8310
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
Quote #2261
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
Quote #10362
We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of a man; but...
Quote #1666
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
Quote #10793
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest...
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.