Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #23307
I’ve often wondered how some people in positions of this kind … manage without...
Quote #20189
Every human being has a work to carry on within, duties to perform abroad,...
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #33121
What we’re all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection.
Quote #13296
Truth is so obscure in these times and falsehood so established that unless one...
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #31399
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was...