Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #7180
You cram these words into mine ears against the stomach of my sense.
Quote #4736
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #198
It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine,...
Quote #1953
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...
Quote #31768
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #18532
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you’ve conquered human nature.
Quote #26623
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #23073
No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost...