Quote #1848
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #21372
The Establishment center … has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in...
Quote #33780
America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an...
Quote #26210
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch...
Quote #9389
Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Quote #27493
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...