Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #34839
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #32200
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #31588
Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
Quote #33954
A life without love, without the presence of the beloved, is nothing but a...
Quote #31057
Nothing in the world lasts Save eternal change.
Quote #20564
The important thing is this to be able at any moment to sacrifice what...
Quote #22567
The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...
Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.