Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #5199
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #20597
Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various...
Quote #3341
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly...
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #3227
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #16547
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
Quote #1371
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...