Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #33133
You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
Quote #34125
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
Quote #8669
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases...
Quote #8191
“There are certainly moments,” said Chad, “when you seem to me too good to...
Quote #17774
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
Quote #9722
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...
Quote #10434
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the...
Quote #25733
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #12213
That which is not just is not law.