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If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart...
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The real danger from advertising is that it helps to shatter and ultimately destroy...
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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
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I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...
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I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Nor need we be surprised that men so often embrace almost any doctrines, if...
Quote #6552
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.