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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference...
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
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If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #22639
God is a verb.
Quote #16801
Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
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Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you...
Quote #23275
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
Quote #1201
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...