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The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Quote #25872
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #25577
I thank my God everytime I remember you.
Quote #31089
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
Quote #18676
There’s a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line...
Quote #24296
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...