Quote #21927
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment...
Quote #27478
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #8633
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
Quote #29788
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
Quote #32236
The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our limitations...
Quote #29496
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #22094
Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
Quote #29855
Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the...