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My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
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It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and...
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You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...
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The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another
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We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.
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Praise the bridge that carried you over.
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The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold...