Quote #26659
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
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We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that...
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He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his...
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Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
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Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
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Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.