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What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
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It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
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the triumph of machine over people.
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Only the devil wishes everyone to be his friend.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat...
Quote #21930
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #20166
Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...