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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every...
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The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or...
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Love seeketh not itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care, But for...
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Lets have faith that right makes might and in that faith let us, to...
Quote #1197
It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.