Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #30740
Personal isn’t the same as important.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #24692
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
Quote #31848
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...
Quote #28665
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #1611
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.