Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #26980
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
Quote #30139
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #27789
The most radical division that it is possible to make of humanity is that...
Quote #14513
There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...
Quote #169
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when they have exhausted all...
Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
Quote #10870
There are two kinds of light–the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.