Quote #326
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Quote #31459
I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
Quote #1233
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Quote #30386
You have gone far and we are proud of you always. I know that...
Quote #588
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
Quote #28313
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #28455
I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
Quote #28328
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #457
When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...