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I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
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I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
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One man’s justice is another’s injustice one man’s beauty another’s ugliness one man’s wisdom...
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Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...
Quote #33364
All television is children’s television.
Quote #8336
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...