Quote #25856
Money is a good servant, but a poor master.
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy...
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Quote #5337
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #15111
One who is too wise an observer of the business of others, like one...
Quote #3108
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Quote #6468
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #3632
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...