Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #27416
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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From Watergate we learned what generations before us have known our Constitution works. And...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #16348
You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem...
Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #20274
Wealth stays with us a little moment if at all only our characters are...
Quote #15208
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
Quote #5646
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #6865
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure.