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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
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Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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Plodding wins the race.
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I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
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We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
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When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my...
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It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...