Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #10867
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #7007
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Quote #24434
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Quote #3889
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Quote #9650
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you...
Quote #12416
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end...
Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #17091
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or...