Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #8860
I was astonished at the effect my successful landing in France had on the...
Quote #20689
For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
Quote #5099
Failure is defined by our reaction to it.
Quote #14283
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
Quote #6404
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #7276
A healthy mind in a healthy body.
Quote #23615
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #27130
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...