Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #7217
Things that we hear pass quicker from our minds than what we read.
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #10698
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
Quote #13341
Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Quote #8093
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
Quote #33718
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #32923
We cannot think first and act afterward. From the moment of birth we are...
Quote #15721
There is this paradox in pride – it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents...