Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #681
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #23406
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #11965
In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all… Perfect relief is not...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #11281
All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not...