Quote #33575
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #27184
Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Quote #6531
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it...
Quote #6748
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take...
Quote #21658
Trent You’re so money and you don’t even know it
Quote #7272
If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to...
Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #18636
I didn’t really say everything I said.