Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #8253
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Quote #32973
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #1223
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
Quote #14987
The family is the nucleus of civilization.
Quote #679
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Quote #26460
Merely having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind, as...
Quote #29534
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,…they are the ones...
Quote #6208
That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane...
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...