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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
Quote #6919
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
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Immortality — a fate worse than death.
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The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in...
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have...
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Care and diligence bring luck.
Quote #25543
Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is...