Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #32982
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the...
Quote #5125
I walk ahead of myself in perpetual expectancy of miracles.
Quote #24639
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #21910
Gabriel Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini Well he wasn’t like today’s magicians...
Quote #4852
Like one Who having into truth, by telling of it, Made such a sinner...
Quote #8840
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...