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Be content with your lot one cannot be first in everything.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on...
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
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The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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A merry Christmas to everybody A happy New Year to all the world
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
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And remember this if you ever think you’re too small to be effective —...