Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #10504
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Quote #10602
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
Quote #30746
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #2104
Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
Quote #19123
Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.
Quote #23642
Malice drinks one half of its own poison.
Quote #18289
‘And yet,’ demanded Councilor Barlow, ‘what’s he done Has he ever done a day’s...