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He who loves God cannot endeavor that God should love him in return.
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Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is...
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It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #5786
None of us is as smart as all of us.
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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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It is the greatest art of the devil to convince us he does not...
Quote #32758
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a...